PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then t